The annual Gumball 3000 rally already has its share of debauchery.

No one has actually been killed since 2007, but not necessarily for lack of trying.

Now the ultimate joyride, which this year will follow a route from Miami to Ibiza in June, has partnered with AnastasiaDate, internationally renowned provider of Russian brides and such.

Two of AD’s most aesthetically pleasing service professionals will pilot a Lamborghini Gallardo in this year’s race, no doubt making for plenty of hijinks along the way.

Where do we sign up…