The lads at Classic Driver recently got their mitts on the undisputed master of the universe SUV-wise, the $700,000 Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6×6.

The ltd. edition six-wheeled monster, based on the legendary G-Wagen, has a a twin-turbocharged 5.5-liter V8 engine kicking out 544 hp and can perform such feats as traversing 3.5 ft. of water.

Of course they promptly drove it to Switzerland, where it soon became known as “The Beast of St. Moritz.”

So where’s ours….?