No, the headline isn’t gibberish—it’s Romansh, a sort of Swiss dialect that means Saint John’s Stone, well known to world-class skiers as one of the Alps’ more interesting spots in the resort town of Laax.

It’s also the site of the Burton European Open snowboarding championship, taking place this week.

As official presenting partner of the Burton Global Event Series (BEGS), a MINI Paceman will take center stage in a creative rendering by Urban Art Illustrator Andreas Preis.

As for St. John, God only knows what he used that stone for…