An exercise in crystal-encrusted overkill:

Meet the Vesuvius Edition RS300 Range Rover Sport by Kahn Design, UK-based perpetrator of automotive excess in the form of customized versions of cars already leaning toward over-the-top.

The black-and-orange scheme on the sporty SUV is fine as far as it goes, though we draw the line at the Swarovski-studded dashboard clock.

It’s all a bit too Footballers’ Wives