Fall for It: Esquire claims to have found every last shirt and tie you might need this fall. (We’ll see about that.) [Esquire]

Franchise Player: An in-depth analysis of the career of a commercial actor pegged to a long-standing branded character. (Dude, you got Dell’d…) [Businessweek]

Jerky Boys: The Wall Street Journal hypothesizes that the end of “jerky shame” is finally in sight. [The Wall Street Journal]

Tweezin’ Season: A master class in eyebrow maintenance—for guys not named Anthony Davis. [Details]

Water Gun: You’ve always wanted to see what it would actually look like if someone fired a handgun underwater? We thought so. [Notcot]

–N.B.

Photo: Heidi Mount by Guy Aroch for Muse Magazine Fall 2012