A false bottom, a handcuff ring and tracer digits: our pal 007 would approve of the new limited-edition Tegra-Lite Bulletproof Attaché from Tumi, the expert’s choice for travel gear and accessories.

An expansion of the brand’s collection using Tegris, a revolutionary polypropylene thermoplastic composite designed to endure “extreme impact,” the stylish briefcase can in fact take a bullet—anything from a .38 to a blast of lead from a 12-gauge.

So if you’ve pissed off any well-armed women lately, you may want to carry it strapped to your family jewels…