Fighting the Dapper Fight: A well-heeled crew of protesters descended upon Savile Row to protest the arrival of an Abercrombie & Fitch. You’ve got our support, gentlemen. [Gawker]

Branson Knows Best: Eccentric billionaire emeritus Richard Branson shares some life secrets with WSJ. [The Wall Street Journal]

Getting Hairy: Everything you ever wanted to know, and more, about beards—all in one hirsute infographic. [BuzzFeed]

Drive in Case of Emergency: Jalopnik rounds up the 10 best cars to drive through a riot. Always keep one of these in your garage. [Jalopnik]

–N.B.

Photo: Arizona Muse photographed by Lachlan Bailey for Vogue Spain