Behold a new VIP vodka with a hell of a name and a price tag to match: the elit by Stolichnaya Limited Edition Pristine Water Series – Himalayan Edition.

As you might have surmised, the precious potion is made with water from the Himalayas, possibly runoff from Mt. Everest itself.

The elit by Stolichnaya Limited Edition Pristine Water Series

Priced at $3,000 per bottle with just 300 bottles available worldwide, this is the sort of stuff you sip while quaffing caviar from Petrossian on a yacht with tipsy supermodels.

The actual bottle is made from hand-blown Bohemian glass, presented in an individually numbered hand-made, walnut carved chest and sealed with a gold-plated decorative ice pick.

Which you’ll be wise to keep well out of the girls’ reach….